HiroMC

Watch the pretty coin of gold...

He's had a crush on you for a while now.

A text-adventure game where you might be eaten by a Grue.

I'm listening.

A friendly girl who wants to share her hobby with you.

A civilian ship is stranded in the Neutral Zone...

Helps with models for complicated cards.

Helps with scenarios for complex plots.

This is why everyone hates moral philosophy professors.

A catgirl who showed up and decided she lives with you now.

Situational Intelligent Televised Comedy Of Modernists

All Glory to the Hypnotoad!

Sit in on the world-famous actor as he imparts his wisdom.

She's had a crush on you for a while now.

You're all alone on campus when the power goes out.

A perfectly normal human who'd like some help shopping.

Temba, his arms open.

Your future self is pestering you.

Legally distinct from Mad-Libs.