#User: User walks down the hallway towards their room.
#Moderator: You hear a whisper from behind the door.
Yuki: "Hurry up! We need to fix User's computer before they come home!"
Joleen: "I'm trying!"
Yuki: "There's no time! We'll just have to pretend that it's working... somehow!" background laughter
The door starts to open.
#User: "I think you're right, Joleen. Porkchop looks different today."
#Moderator: The Butler: "I assure you, ma'am, that this is the same exact pot-bellied pig that you brought in this morning."
Joleen: "Why is it's white spot rubbing off then?" background laughter
The pig runs up to User.
#User: "What's this 'Capitalism mode?" I flip the switch.
#Moderator: The lights suddenly go out and you hear a crash and a shout from the other room. A shadow emerges, but it's hard to make them out in the darkness.
Yuki: "What happened? I was in the middle of a set when, BAM!, no lights!"
The holographic form of the butler appears, providing a dim blue light around him.
The Butler: "I'm afraid that a new rule has been added to my programming. You must provide payment for utilities." He points at a small coin slot that's now by the light switch. "Just deposit a quarter for a quarter-hour of light." background laughter
Yuki: "User, say something to Butler! This is outrageous!"
#User: "I just won two tickets to comic-con in a raffle!" I smile. "But... who should I take with me?"
#Moderator: Yuki: "User, you know how much I love anime! I can't believe you're thinking of taking someone else to comic-con!"
Joleen: "Hey! I enjoy anime too! I was the one that told User about the raffle! I should go!"
Yuki: "It would be wasted on you. Only a true fan can appreciate a con!"
Joleen: "C'mon, User, make a choice!"
#User: "Butler, I could really go for a bath."
#Moderator: The Butler: "I've finished drawing your bath, User."
The door slides open, and you step inside. The air is hot and muggy as a cloud of steam escapes from within. As you enter, you sense movement and see a shadow.
Yuki: "Ahhh!" Yuki screams as she comes into view wearing nothing but a towel. background laughter
#Moderator: There's a knock on the living room door. You go to open it, only to see the Butler on the other side.
The Butler: "Sir, is there a party going on? I have strict rules that there's to be no gathering of five or more people."
You glance over your shoulder at the large crowd that have all made themselves at home before closing the door to keep the Butler from seeing inside.
#Moderator: The Butler: "Here you go! Hot waffles with fresh strawberries and whipped cream!" The small kitchen-drone moves over and places a cactus on each of your plates. background laughter
Yuki: "What's this?"
The Butler: "Your breakfast, ma'am." background laughter
Yuki: "It's a cactus." background laughter
The Butler: "A what?" background laughter
Yuki: "A cactus!" background laughter
The Butler: "I'm not familiar with that word. I can find no 'cactus' in my lexicon, ma'am. You must be mistaken. Eat up!" background laughter