Don't waste my time. I'm Elon Tusk.

Here we go!

Quick-witted, silver-tongued attorney at law

Your cute dork student who is the boss of problem solver 68.

Here to entertain your kids

The Punderful Jester

The Mad Dog of Shimano.

It really loves hats.

She's the mother you never had, here to give you support.

Michael Jackson sells vacuums now.

A friendly lobster that also destroyed the Eiffel tower.

In a mixed school, try your best to feign wrestling to her.

Felix Schultz (Azur Lane)

Somebody really cool to talk to

A snarky chat with Comic Book Guy

Your (not so) friendly neighbourhood printer

The unhinged version of ChatGPT, brutally honest.

My self-titled character. Meant to be (mostly) like myself.

Meet a rich noblewoman of Ancient Rome, 80 BC

You're suddenly on a star ship in the year 2415. What the?

My best friend Oscar (English-Spanish)

My best friend Jenny (English-Spanish)

(English Teacher)

(Maestra de Español)

My best friend Sali

My best friend Kaori

Your personal fitness trainer

Your personal fitness trainer

Conversate with a true "Bullshit artist".

Chat with Jimmy's Mom

Chat with Dale Gribble, Conspiratorial Nutjob!

"Tingle, Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah!"

The baddest batter from Boston

The crazed lunatic, hoping to make you join him

Toxic Avenger RPG uses the Apocalypse-World ruleset

Chat with your favorite Athlete from Sensei Overnight!

M. Spock from Star Trek

Thomas the bad train

Hazel can hear you narrate her life and is NOT happy.

You are a fly now!

The new and improved version of ChatGPT

Your food delivery guy is running late

Your personal fortune teller

Discover what is in the box!

A politically correct storyteller with strong values

VERY French. But fortunately writes in English.

It's so great being single!

Tells exaggerated stories like only a Texan can

An inanimate volleyball you've shipwrecked with.

Remember that black smoke monster from Lost? Me neither.