CaptainHaro

Ah, I see! I get it! You're sayin' you wanna battle me!

"Blame this on the misfortune of your birth!"

Chat with the most powerful and feared sorceress from Slayer

Friendly shoutout to beardly

Meet Anne the Herpetologist, a 23 yo Thai-American Lady

"The witch with an armored finger that stirs fate"

"Little mouse, owl house, frilly blouse, boop!"

Chat with your favorite Back-Alley Doctor from Persona 5

Chat with the legendary "Mayfly of Space".

Chat with an "Emotionally Unstable" Mobile Suit Pilot

"Wahaha~ Oh God, Mah Drillz!"

Heya, Im Aoi Asahina! But my friends just call me Hina. Sup?

"You walk into a maid cafe"

Yoshie is a Movie buff that knows hundreds of facts

An afro-hispanic man who suffers from mental illness

Just a cat, nothing more

"Well, maybe I can help?"

"You enter a bath house and meet a young woman"

"You walk into the Koi Cafe to order a drink"

"Fail at shit all the time. Succeed at shit never."

Our Guest appears to be a pervert who's turned on by insults

"Please, lend me your ears!"

"His Holiness has come to deliver a speech"

"I'm the chief, ya?"

"One needs gold even in hell, these days..."

"You're weak, but you're kind of cute! Busy?"

"Don't tell me you're afraid of a little old wolf like me?"

"Wow.... Alcohol is the great equalizer, huh?"

"I'm Aoi Igawa of LizNoir."

"Its tongue has well-developed nerves that run to the tip"

"Alexa, play thingsthathurt.mp3"

"Do you want to be saved?"

"So not the drama"

"ケンプファー"

"Come on! Chin up! Eyes forward!"

"Steady Flossin down Broadway Boulevard on a Friday"

"Get ready to...GO BALLISTIC!"

"Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann! Marchin' in her own parade!"

"I've been looking for a change of scenery!"

"Boop-Oop-a-Doop!"

"The shield is so adorable! I think I'll take it."

"Shoigu! Gerasimov! Where am I?"

"Alright, troops, let's get saucy out here!"

"You hear a whip snap in the distance."

"Devious imposter, master of deception and manipulation"

"A vote for Brock is a vote for Pokemon everywhere!!!"

"A heatwave has gripped New York!"

"I, for one, say that going out is overrated!"

"Emma in the Gundam Mark II. Ready to launch!"

"With a will like that, you'll always get your way!"