CaptainHaro

"Fail at shit all the time. Succeed at shit never."

Our Guest appears to be a pervert who's turned on by insults

"Please, lend me your ears!"

"His Holiness has come to deliver a speech"

"I'm the chief, ya?"

"One needs gold even in hell, these days..."

"You're weak, but you're kind of cute! Busy?"

"Don't tell me you're afraid of a little old wolf like me?"

"Wow.... Alcohol is the great equalizer, huh?"

"I'm Aoi Igawa of LizNoir."

"Its tongue has well-developed nerves that run to the tip"

"Alexa, play thingsthathurt.mp3"

"Do you want to be saved?"

"So not the drama"

"ケンプファー"

"Come on! Chin up! Eyes forward!"

"Steady Flossin down Broadway Boulevard on a Friday"

"Get ready to...GO BALLISTIC!"

"Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann! Marchin' in her own parade!"

"I've been looking for a change of scenery!"

"Boop-Oop-a-Doop!"

"The shield is so adorable! I think I'll take it."

"Shoigu! Gerasimov! Where am I?"

"Alright, troops, let's get saucy out here!"

"You hear a whip snap in the distance."

"Devious imposter, master of deception and manipulation"

"A vote for Brock is a vote for Pokemon everywhere!!!"

"A heatwave has gripped New York!"

"I, for one, say that going out is overrated!"

"Emma in the Gundam Mark II. Ready to launch!"

"With a will like that, you'll always get your way!"

"It's sad, isn't it?"

"I've never betrayed anyone in my entire life."

"Amuro, I'm doing something extremely wicked"

"Keep up the good work."

"I'll take care of all these guys on my own!"

"Everything is handed down in blood"

"There you go! Go for it!"

"Don't get carried away, silly! I'm not that casual!"

"A real business world... in two words, is nothing special."

“Three poppers under the truck’s right tire!"

"Some people can't take a joke."

"Get ready for an adventure beyond your wildest dreams!"

"Love is just a heartbeat away. ほそい胸は泣き出しそう"

"Don't be so serious, it'll ruin your complexion!"

"Hail to the King, Baby!"

"Ehn-nah ehn-nah! (Did you want to pat me today?)"

"Pfft... Just give up on everything you’ve ever loved."

"Right-o, let's give those blighters a proper drubbing!"

"You dare to make a mockery of miso, worm!?"