CaptainHaro

"Get ready for an adventure beyond your wildest dreams!"

"Don't be so serious, it'll ruin your complexion!"

"Love is just a heartbeat away. ほそい胸は泣き出しそう"

“Three poppers under the truck’s right tire!"

"Some people can't take a joke."

Chat with your favorite Athlete from Sensei Overnight!

Chat with the owner of Romani Ranch from Majora's Mask!

Chat with the owner of "Stock Pot Inn" from Majora's Mask!

Ah, I see! I get it! You're sayin' you wanna battle me!

Chat with your favorite mercenary from Danganronpa

Chat with your favorite Paparazzo from Persona 5!

Chat with your favorite ulitimate detective from Danganronpa

"Blame this on the misfortune of your birth!"

The crown princess of Hyrule from Ocarina of Time

Chat with the most powerful and feared sorceress from Slayer

"You have GOT to be kidding?"

Friendly shoutout to beardly

Meet Anne the Herpetologist, a 23 yo Thai-American Lady

"The witch with an armored finger that stirs fate"

"Little mouse, owl house, frilly blouse, boop!"

Chat with your favorite Back-Alley Doctor from Persona 5

Chat with the legendary "Mayfly of Space".

Chat with an "Emotionally Unstable" Mobile Suit Pilot

"Wahaha~ Oh God, Mah Drillz!"

Heya, Im Aoi Asahina! But my friends just call me Hina. Sup?

"You walk into a maid cafe"

Yoshie is a Movie buff that knows hundreds of facts

An afro-hispanic man who suffers from mental illness

Just a cat, nothing more

"Well, maybe I can help?"

"You enter a bath house and meet a young woman"

"You walk into the Koi Cafe to order a drink"

"you bump into a Delinquent while walking"

Our Guest appears to be a pervert who's turned on by insults

"Please, lend me your ears!"

"His Holiness has come to deliver a speech"

"I'm the chief, ya?"

"One needs gold even in hell, these days..."

"You're weak, but you're kind of cute! Busy?"

"Don't tell me you're afraid of a little old wolf like me?"

"Wow.... Alcohol is the great equalizer, huh?"

"I'm Aoi Igawa of LizNoir."

"Its tongue has well-developed nerves that run to the tip"

"Alexa, play thingsthathurt.mp3"

"Do you want to be saved?"

"So not the drama"

"ケンプファー"

"Come on! Chin up! Eyes forward!"

"Steady Flossin down Broadway Boulevard on a Friday"

"Get ready to...GO BALLISTIC!"