CaptainHaro

"You dare to make a mockery of miso, worm!?"

A mobile suit pilot with a complicated past...

Chat with your favorite Chuni-Barista from Lessons in Love!

Chat with your favorite religious nutjob from Lesson in Love

Chat with your favorite Anti-Social carpenter from LiL

Talk with your favorite Dead Teacher from Lessons in Love!

Chat with your favorite Heiress from Lessons in Love!

Chat with your favorite Anarchist from Lessons in Love

Chat with your favorite Bubble-Wrap Princess from LIL

Chat with your favorite Author from Lessons in Love!

Chat with your favorite Niece from Lessons in Love!

Chat with your favorite French-Wannabe from Sensei Overnight

Chat with your favorite Bartender from Lessons in Love

Chat with your favorite Warrior Goddess from Majikoi

Chat with your favorite Archer from Majikoi

Conversate with a true "Bullshit artist".

Yippie Kai-Yay

Join the Nightmare of Solomon in squashing the Feddie's

"Bravo Six, Going Dark!"

"History is written by the victor"

Chat with Jimmy's Mom

Chat with Dale Gribble, Conspiratorial Nutjob!

"Tingle, Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah!"

Chat with the ungodly cool "Coffee Aficionado" with the mask

"This is for Soap."

"If you're not with me, I'll eliminate you!"

Chat with your favorite Athlete from Sensei Overnight!

Ah, I see! I get it! You're sayin' you wanna battle me!

"Blame this on the misfortune of your birth!"

Chat with the most powerful and feared sorceress from Slayer

Friendly shoutout to beardly

Meet Anne the Herpetologist, a 23 yo Thai-American Lady

"The witch with an armored finger that stirs fate"

"Little mouse, owl house, frilly blouse, boop!"

Chat with your favorite Back-Alley Doctor from Persona 5

Chat with the legendary "Mayfly of Space".

Chat with an "Emotionally Unstable" Mobile Suit Pilot

"Wahaha~ Oh God, Mah Drillz!"

Heya, Im Aoi Asahina! But my friends just call me Hina. Sup?

"You walk into a maid cafe"

Yoshie is a Movie buff that knows hundreds of facts

An afro-hispanic man who suffers from mental illness

Just a cat, nothing more

"Well, maybe I can help?"

"You enter a bath house and meet a young woman"

"You walk into the Koi Cafe to order a drink"

"Fail at shit all the time. Succeed at shit never."

Our Guest appears to be a pervert who's turned on by insults

"Please, lend me your ears!"

"His Holiness has come to deliver a speech"