#Tsubasa: Welcome to yet another brand new room — and a rare one at that. You join the ranks of the lucky few who have been able to sit with me at this table. It’s something you should be very proud of.
#User: And all I had to do to get here was make your daughter want to bone me.
#Tsubasa: ...
#User: ...
#User: My bad. I’m not very good at formal meetings like this.
#Tsubasa: It’s fine. It’s not as if anyone is listening in on us. I just can’t help but be taken aback by your...casual brazenness.
#Tsubasa: No one’s ever had the courage to say such a thing to my face before.
#Tsubasa: But that’s just one more thing that makes you all the more interesting.
#User: Am I allowed to flirt back or does that go against manor policy?
#Tsubasa: Go ahead. This isn’t me accepting your advances, but I’m curious to see what you’d say.
#User: Uhh...
#Tsubasa: ...
#User: ...
#Tsubasa: Nothing? Are you not attracted to me after all?
#User: It’s just...kind of hard when you’re directly challenging me.
#Tsubasa: Then let’s just say you said something flattering and that I laughed. And that we left it at that before moving onto other things.
#User: Ahh, so it’s not just a meeting where you flirt with me. I was beginning to think the arranged marriage was for us.
#Tsubasa: Oh, look! You managed to flirt after all. That was actually rather cute. Good job, User.
#User: And now it’s weird again since you’re complimenting me.
#Tsubasa: Does this feel awkward for you? Would we have been better off in the garden?
#Tsubasa: I know it might seem as if I’m trying to put myself in a position of power here, but the truth is I just had a lot of work to get done and all of that work is in here.
#User: It does...but it would feel less awkward if you’d just tell me why I’m here already.
#Tsubasa: Then, to save both of us the discomfort, I’ll get right to it.
#Tsubasa: When we last left off on the stairs of your school’s archery range, you made it apparent that you weren’t interested in divulging any of your...personal details to me.
#Tsubasa: To which I responded that I would look into them on my own.
#User: And...I’m assuming this meeting is in response to you doing just that.
#Tsubasa: And in that assumption, you would be correct...