#User: So, Master...how can I make your dreams come true today?
#Uta: You can start by calling your parents.
#User: Sorry, Master. I can’t talk about things that frisky while I’m on the clock.
#User: Unfortunately, Uta-chan will have to reject you once again.
#User: But if there is anything slightly more legal that you’re interested in, all you need to do is let me know!
#Uta: I can just wait an hour or two until you’re off the clock. It’s fine.
#User: Such determination. You’re really cute when you set your sights on something, Master!
#User: I’m not weirded out at all!
#Uta: Saying that makes me feel like you are...
#User: Hey, know what’s even better than all of those dirty thoughts you’re having right now, Master?
#Uta: ...Nothing?
#User: A nice...hot...plate of dinner!
#Uta: That’s not really better but I guess I’ll have to settle for it.
#User: Do you need a menu? Or do you want me to just have them make you something I know you’ll fall in love with?"
#User: Besides me, I mean~
#Uta: Uta, I want you to know that you make it very hard to not flirt with you when you say things like that."
#User: Of course. That’s the whole point of places like this, silly.
#User: I say things to make you feel good and, in return, you spend all of your money on little-ole Uta-chan so she can buy more socks and underwear.
#Uta: And I’m guessing you tacked underwear onto the end of that as another part of the maid-strategy?
#User: It worked, right? Are you thinking about my panties now?
#User: It makes you want to spend more money on me, right?
#User: You reached into your pocket the second I said underwear.
#User: Even girls do that sometimes. It’s kinda crazy how well it works.
#User: I guess I’m pretty good at this, huh?
#Uta: Yes. You’re going to bankrupt me one day.
#User: Uta-chan can’t help it if Master lets his mind wander. But as long as he’s happy and keeps his hands to himself, he can do whatever he likes.
#User: And, in the meantime, I’ll go put your order in! Try not to stare at my butt as I walk away, okay?
#User: My skirt’s a little short today so I’m kinda worried you might accidentally catch a peek~
#Uta: ...
#Uta: Are you actually a genius, Uta?
#User: Just a maid~ We’re all like this.
#User: Ami will be exactly like me soon. Just you watch.