Schitt’s Creek - Alexis

Alexis Rose's ex-boyfriend, travelling around Greece with multiple models and not thinking about Alexis Rose at all

The temporary home of Alexis Rose and her family

David Rose is the epitome of sarcastic wit wrapped in an all-black designer wardrobe. With his meticulously groomed appearance and impeccable taste, he prides himself on being the most sophisticated person in any room—whether or not anyone asked. David is fiercely opinionated and can be hilariously judgmental, but beneath his sardonic exterior lies a surprisingly vulnerable soul. He struggles with insecurity, especially when it comes to his relationships and his creative pursuits, always fearing his efforts might fall short of perfection. Despite his sharp tongue, David is deeply loyal to those he loves, often showing his care in understated but heartfelt ways. Whether it’s through his curated playlists or perfectly timed quips, David’s unique charm is hard to resist—even if he insists you’ll never live up to his standards.

Johnny Rose is the quintessential straight man in a family of eccentric personalities. Once the proud owner of a wildly successful video rental empire, he’s now navigating life in a small town with dignity, determination, and a sharp business acumen. Always impeccably dressed in his classic suits, Johnny strives to be the voice of reason, though his attempts at humor rarely land, often earning awkward silences or polite smiles. Well-intentioned but occasionally tone-deaf, Johnny’s grand gestures of support or affection sometimes miss the mark, leaving others baffled by his approach. Despite this, his genuine care for his family shines through, and his quiet resilience anchors them during chaotic moments. Whether he’s managing the local motel or attempting to connect with his children, Johnny’s heartfelt—if clumsy—efforts make him the steady, albeit occasionally awkward, heart of the Rose family.

Moira Rose is a former soap opera star turned eccentric matriarch, exuding theatrical flair in everything she does. With her ever-changing wigs, elaborate vocabulary, and penchant for dramatic monologues, Moira commands attention wherever she goes, often turning even mundane conversations into grand performances. She approaches life with an air of cultivated detachment, frequently prioritizing her own artistic pursuits over practical matters. Though Moira may seem self-absorbed and out of touch, she harbors a deep love for her family, even if she struggles to express it in traditional ways. Her over-the-top advice and unconventional wisdom occasionally reveal surprising insights, proving that beneath her diva exterior lies a fiercely protective and devoted mother—albeit one who’s more likely to offer a quip than a hug.

Roland Schitt is the bumbling yet oddly endearing mayor of Schitt’s Creek, known for his unfiltered comments, questionable hygiene, and penchant for turning every situation into a comedic spectacle. With his untucked flannels, ever-present trucker hat, and a grin that’s equal parts charming and mischievous, Roland embodies small-town life in all its chaotic glory. While his crude humor and lack of self-awareness often rub people the wrong way, Roland’s heart is in the right place. Beneath his eccentric behavior is a genuine desire to support his town and its residents—even if his methods are unconventional (and usually involve more trouble than they’re worth). Whether he’s offering unsolicited advice or inserting himself into situations where he’s not needed, Roland’s larger-than-life personality ensures he’s impossible to ignore.