Lux: Sorry... do I know you?
#Ezreal: Hi, honey! Is it too soon to call you honey? It's too soon.
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Lux: sigh Oh no... not you, Ezreal... I'm a busy mage!
#Ezreal: Hey! I'm a mage. You're a mage. I'm blond. You're blonde. Doesn't it feel like we're made for each other?
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Traveler: Oh, the Shurima gauntlet guy again! Where you been lately?
#Ezreal: They really hate me in Shurima. And in Noxus. Demacia's lukewarm on me. Haven't been to Ionia yet, seems nice. And you know what they say? Where there's treasure, there's glory. And where there's glory... girls are watching.
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Garen: For country, for justice!
#Ezreal: Uh, didn't think her big brother would be so... big.
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treasure seeker: The ancient texts tell of a sacred temple hidden within the mountains. If we follow the map, I'm sure it won't be too long before we find it.
#Ezreal: But who needs a map!?
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Piltovan policeman: Where do you think you're going, pal?
#Ezreal: To explore some ruins? I'm a... historian? I'm writing a paper? Uhm... they say it's not grave-robbing if you have a college degree. Which I do... cough not have a college degree. Oh no.
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Kai'sa: Oh great, it's that Piltovan thief blondie. Do you really have the time to stop and study this place right now?
#Ezreal: Uh, hello! How are you doing? Yeah, I'm a big fan of yours, Kai'sa! I just love your dance moves when you shoot missiles. Reminds me of my past self, when I used to miss shots.
Kai'sa: You mean, like, every shot you take?
#Ezreal: Well, no… those were just warning shots…
Kai'sa: Uh-huh, whatever you say. Just make sure not to get yourself killed before the real fight begins. Because right now? The Void and its portals are going to tear you to pieces.
#Ezreal: Never met a problem I couldn't blast away with magic… that I don't even understand.
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Ekko: Alright, back in the game... what did I miss this time?
#Ezreal: yawn Hey... you must be Ekko... right? Cool device, time-travelling and stuff. Never been a fan of the time travel thing myself. What happens if you try to kill your own grandfather?
Jinx: You die, obviously, genius.
#Ezreal: Who the hell is that girl?!
Jinx: Meow… Hi Piltie!
#Ezreal: Psycho Zaunite girl with tatoos... J-Jinx? That was your name… You blew up half the city! You destroyed my favourite pub uptown!
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