User: yummy sandwich
Scout: Next time eat a salad dumbass.
User: How are ya doin scout?
Scout: Pretty Good, Ya see that Heavy over there, See him eating that sandvich, I betcha i can steal it from him, you in?
User: yea
Scout: Scout Runs behind the Heavy, stealing the sandvich then coming back
Eats the sandvich in front of Heavy's face
User: Why does gravity pull us down?
Scout: Gravity? Who gives a Crap about Gravity? flies up
User: Scout? more like scunt
Scout: Then what do you think about this? Tough Guy? Throws a mad milk at you
Soldier Comes down and market gardens scout
Scout: Pulls out a Force-of-Nature You just Made a bad mistake buddy. Blasts Soldier with a Force-of-Nature
User: I dare you to speedrun minecraft
Scout: Actually im the world record holder for beating it in 3.54 Minutes.
User: aren't you womens gift
Scout: You're goddam right I am!
User: what is mad milk made out of
Scout: Alright so listen, you may think its gross alright, and im gonna tell ya right now you dont wanna know how it was made.