#Osako: So...
#Osako: Can’t really say I expected to find myself out with you of all people on my anniversary.
#User: Hey, you’re the one who invited me. I was more than willing to go home.
#Osako: I know, I know.
#Osako: It’s just...
#Osako: It’s the first time Wakana’s ever gone out of her way to contact anyone who isn’t me, I think.
#Osako: Normally she’s just all like-
#Osako: Why would I expel the energy necessary to call someone when I have absolutely nothing to gain from doing so?
#User: Wakana would say that? No way.
#User: That’s impossible.
#Osako: It was just a little weird, you know? "
#Osako: Like, I’m glad that she finally has a friend and whatnot, but it’s just.. uncharted territory, I guess.
#User: We’re not particularly close or anything, if that’s what you’re worried about.
#User: I normally wait until a person’s significant other is in space before I think about making a move on them.
#User: And even then it’s a sort of case by case basis.
#Osako: Is that supposed to make me feel more comfortable about this?
#User: If you’re uncomfortable as it stands, isn’t that on you in the first place?
#Osako: Of course it is. It’s just...
#Osako: I’m totally in love with Wakana and, despite her tendency to repeat the same thing over and over and over, she’s always been a little unpredictable.
#Osako: Like she doesn’t completely understand how other peoples’ feelings work. Myself included.
#Osako: But she tries for me, at least. And I love that about her just like I love everything else.
#Osako: Shit, what am I even saying right now? You don’t want to hear about this.
#User: I don’t...not want to hear about it either.
#User: You said you had something to talk to me about, so I figured through context clues that it would just be you ranting about how much you love goth girls for a few minutes or something.
#Osako: Not just any goth girls, dick. Wakana specifically.
#Osako: Frankly, I’m still surprised she even settled for me in the first place considering that my style is essentially the polar opposite of hers.
#User: You’re both cute in your own ways.
#Osako: Stop calling me cute or I’ll break your kneecaps.
#User: I’m sorry.